My mid-life crisis officially starts today.
I've already owned a Porsche. And a convertible sports car. I still have fast motorcycles. I've already sky dived. Cage dived with sharks. Been to Cancun when I was older than 24. Road tripped across the western US by myself. Haven't had a mistress though.
While I've done already 80% of what a guy does for his mid-life crisis, mine officially starts today. I swear it.
I've already owned a Porsche. And a convertible sports car. I still have fast motorcycles. I've already sky dived. Cage dived with sharks. Been to Cancun when I was older than 24. Road tripped across the western US by myself. Haven't had a mistress though.
While I've done already 80% of what a guy does for his mid-life crisis, mine officially starts today. I swear it.
I'd give that mistress idea a pass, Rowdy, or you may have to live your midlife crisis from a wheelchair.
ReplyDelete