Funny but True.

I am the worst gift wrapper in the world. Just as a retarded kid beat me at checkers in 3rd grade, a mentally normal 3rd grader could wrap gifts better than me.

The fact that I even got wrapping paper is amazing. For 20 years I've been able to wrap gifts with newspaper or pages torn out of a magazine and taped together. Heck, my Granny used to give us our gifts in a paper grocery store bag with the top folded over and rolled down.

Never mind the times she made us grab a check out of her shirt she'd stuffed in her bra!

My gift wrapping problem has got to be genetic. And I'm definitely expressing that allele.

Typical Rowdy wrapping. Not straight, not taut, random tape, sloppy corners, mucho extra paper, folding ends down different ways on the same gift. Oh yeah, classic Rowdy wrapping.

But not this classic Rowdy rapping. I can still do this whole song by heart.


To add just another lolz to the pile, my living room has a face and a smile.