old people....

I just don't get old people. Here are things that drive me crazy about them.

-They are always freaking cold. And complaining about it. And messing with the heater's thermostat. The seem to always be at one extreme temperature, hot or cold, and its ability to render them helpless or incredibly annoyed by it.

-They have zero adaptability. Don't you dare do anything or put them in any situation where they have to get up at a different time than normal. Or eat anything off their regular constant menu. They seem to be ruled by routine.

-Patronizing. You could be a successful 30 year old but they will still treat you like you are 15, giving you driving directions, little Prairie Home Companion quips about how to live life, just a constant barrage on how to do things better.

-Zero knowledge of modern technology. Do you know a single person over 60 who can text? Or who were able to set up their tv and dvd and cable correctly?

I have "old people" I love in my life. Some of them even read this blog, so a step up in the technology section of my post. But I really just don't get old people...

Edit-I can only think of two instances being stuck with an 80 year old is better than an 8 year old. One, when you need to park in a handicapped spot. Two, if you're waiting for an inheritance. Otherwise, I think I'd rather be with 8 year olds.