The Southern California Martial Arts Expo is in your town and you go to visit. Your friend's fight is now 3 hours later than originally scheduled. In this free time you...?
A. Actually take the shot offered to you buy the skanky trade show girls they promise is, "like drinking two and a half Red Bulls in one shot!"
B. Go make out in the back seat of your car.
C. Order fish and chips, discover the fish is half cooked and eat it entirely anyways.
D. Make fun of the capoeira 'artists', knowing the real Brazilian martial art is Jiu Jitsu!!
E. Almost pause for just half a second at the booth offering "Real Ninja Training" to see just what they are about.
F. Answers B,C and D only.
G. All of the above.
H. None of the above.
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Definitely wouldn't want to miss out on E. Who wouldn't want real ninja training from someone working a booth?!
ReplyDeleteI answered "F"
ReplyDeleteThe question I have is... was it the skanky trade show girls you were making out with in your car?
ReplyDeleteNo!!!! Scott!!! Puhleeze!
ReplyDeleteWhile my husband is very sexy and has a magnetic personality and could get any chick, he made out with his sexy doctor wife and not some skanky trade show chick with ratty blonde extensions and cellulite.