Fire Friday Quiz

You and your friends are having a bonfire in Ocean Beach (OB, where the ghetto meets the sea). At the end of the evening you will have...?

A. A new cell phone entry under the name "Pookie" who is now your fireworks connection in Parumph Nevada.
B. Been asked to buy beer for local teens.
C. Heard someone say, "I saw this on Man versus Wild. Can I borrow your knife?"
D. Sold a surfboard.
E. All of the above.
F. None of the above.