"I'm OK with my front, but my rear could be firmer." Overheard from a couple on their bike ride. Whether it pertains to tire pressure, suspension or body fat the world may never know.......
"Some retard must have done that." The unknowing neighbor of Mr. Motorhomelovesfirehydtrant when she was try to figure out how the fire hydrant on her street was knocked over.
"You shouldn't leave your gun on the front porch." First words out my home teachers mouth this month.
"Pedro quiere mirar los chonis de Josephina" My attempt of making a funny sentence based on a odd picture in Spanish class.
"Yeah right! That box of Hot Tamales won't last you through the day, let alone till the end of the month!" D. to me at the grocery store. (It lasted me two days thank you very much)
"This guys got a broken foot and he is gonna go! What's your excuse?" K.H. to the rest of the brazilian jiu jitsu class.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
The Range
From 2012 to 2022 if I said I was at the range, it was the shooting range. From October of this year if I say I am at the range, it's th...
-
The housekeeper said today I look like a gangster or mafioso. Do you agree? So I posted on FB a picture of my agility ladder and talked a... -
Sometimes I wonder if my failing physical body is a reflection on some emotional, spiritual or intelectual failing in an other aspect of my ...
-
the bad: it rained today. both lab tech and home health nurse are hours late. i'm glad they called. my ostomy bag came loose this mornin...
No comments:
Post a Comment
I value your opinion, don't be afraid to share it.....