"I'm OK with my front, but my rear could be firmer." Overheard from a couple on their bike ride. Whether it pertains to tire pressure, suspension or body fat the world may never know.......
"Some retard must have done that." The unknowing neighbor of Mr. Motorhomelovesfirehydtrant when she was try to figure out how the fire hydrant on her street was knocked over.
"You shouldn't leave your gun on the front porch." First words out my home teachers mouth this month.
"Pedro quiere mirar los chonis de Josephina" My attempt of making a funny sentence based on a odd picture in Spanish class.
"Yeah right! That box of Hot Tamales won't last you through the day, let alone till the end of the month!" D. to me at the grocery store. (It lasted me two days thank you very much)
"This guys got a broken foot and he is gonna go! What's your excuse?" K.H. to the rest of the brazilian jiu jitsu class.
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