i am not a doctor

i am not a doctor. at all. though i do __________________ with one, but not on tv.

and as i am not a doctor, take what i write next with more than a grain of salt. dump the whole shaker on it.

i think i have finally developed an enteric fistula. (that's not good btw)

what might possibly be worse, if i'm right, is that i am not gonna do anything about it until monday.

hooray for self diagnosis, the bane of all true doctors. isn't the patient always right? hahahahhha.