things i heard today
"Ah, now we can't see if you're here or not when we knock and you don't answer!"-the 10 and 7 year old neighbor kids when they saw me putting up mirrored tint on my garage windows.
"No, grab my pants harder"-during jiu jitsu.
"Hmm, odd"-me looking at the result of trying to take a picture of the sun directly with a digital camera.
"There is nothing on the radio I like. We can listen to their music."
"NO, they can listen to OUR music!"-conversation before I turned up the car stereo nice and loud so I didn't have to listen at the stoplight to the crap coming from the car next to me.
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mum, do you think i'm wonderful?
ReplyDeleteyes, you're very wonderful.
haha, that's still the best i've heard of late. :)