April Fools is a holiday best celebrated on roommates or younger siblings. Or a less cared for co-worker.
Things that have worked for me in the past, or have worked on me are:
1.taping the spray nozzle down at the kitchen sink so when you turn on the water you get a good spraying
2.changing all the clocks in the house to different times
3.leaving a message to return a call, the number is a psychiatric hotline, or std one
4.super gluing the lids shut on various food and drink items
5.short sheeting a bed
6.filling the cap of a person's deodorant with rice
7.wiring a battery to the door handle
8.blindly chasing a girl named April who everyone else knew was a lesbian, but you.
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