Ways I know....

I'm older than I think I am.....
1. random long hairs on my back or ears. yuck! they get pulled out immediately.
2. staying up past 10pm seems "late" to me.
3. i'm listening to less current music.

I'm younger than I think I am....
1. no one guesses my real age
2. i don't have enough pants that aren't jeans to make it through the work week without doubling up. all i own are jeans and shorts.
3. i'm better with a smart phone than some of my peers.
4. i never say the phrase "'cause i'm old"

I've lived in San Diego a long time....
1. Speaking Spanish and eating Mexican food seems second nature.
2. It feels weird to wear socks.
3. There is more than one surfboard at my house.
4. I'm a weather wuss kinda.

I'm going to have Alzheimer's....
1. I don't exercise my brain much. No sudoku, crosswords or anything like that.
2. I have a diminished sense of smell early in life. An early pre cursor.
3. I've had 5 confirmed concussive events.
4. I forget what number four is for.

I had my first migraine headache.....
1. I thought it was sinus but I had no stuffiness and no snot. So it was not my sinuses.
2. Sunlight made me wince in pain. Any light actually.
3. A family practice doctor at my house for the weekend told me I had a migraine.
4. I wanted to crush my head in a vice or shove a spike through my brain or tear my eyes out. Not your normal headache symptoms.
5. My urine was copiuos and clear, so I was hydrated.

I'm like Phil Mickelson.....
1. I am not good at golf. Kidding, I'm horrible.
2. I have people. An accountant, financial advisor, house keeper and so on.
3. I live in San Diego.
4. My household is also effected by prop 30, raising my state income tax to 29%.
5. I really really can't wait to move someplace else to not deal with thhr afore mentioned #4.