Friday, March 12, 2010

Sharks In The News

CNN has reported a decline in shark attacks in the US over the past 3 years. Another site I go to for shark news, www.underwatertimes.com has also reported something similar.

They speculate as to the reason why but I think I know the real reason.

Sharks are settling down, getting married and being responsible.

Either that or beach property is getting to expensive for them and they are moving inland. So expect to see a rise in shark attacks in Carmel Valley soon. At least one shark has been seen leaving the ocean in the past week to look at property in North County.
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4 comments:

  1. Danielle3/12/10, 11:56 AM

    Finally taking some responsibility, all those sharks living in sin throughout the oceans was giving them the wrong reputation!

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  2. tenacious d3/12/10, 12:00 PM

    Ohhhhh soooo funny!!! :D

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  3. Rowdy3/12/10, 2:25 PM

    Yep! You know those sharks... swimming around with both claspers hanging out...(and why do male sharks get two anyways? not fair!)

    It's about time they developed the smallest sense of morals!

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  4. Lezlie3/12/10, 4:28 PM

    That is the best!

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