The most embarrassing thing ever happened yesterday. But it was somewhat of a "if a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?" So could it really be that embarrassing if no one was there? Well, about 104 of you are about to be there in your mind's eye. If you keep reading........
You've been warned........
Long time readers will know I have a thing for candy. Not really sweets, but sugary, gummy candy. Hot Tamales, licorice, sour gummy, cinnamon bears, Charleston Chews and so on.
When I went to "the bathroom" yesterday, aka #2, guess what I found? Yep, that's right! You're an amazing guesser.
A chunk of candy wrapper.
Somehow, someway, sometime I had been soo wild and ravenous in my candy consumption I consumed part of a wrapper as well..........And pooped it out, thankfully. All for you dear readers. I do it all for you.
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