Happy "Don'ts"

I'm happy I don't look my age.

I'm happy I don't drink/need coffee, tea, alcohol of any kind, caffeine anything. I'm soooo happy I don't need something to get me going each morning or to make my day. (other than air)

I'm happy I don't smoke. Anything. Why anyone would choose to smoke, knowing what is known now, is beyond my comprehension

I'm happy I don't have the tattoos I wanted when younger.

I'm happy my pant's don't have a waist size bigger than the inseam size.

I'm happy I don't have an empty passport.

I'm happy I don't have a criminal record. (Though I did at one time have a significant speeding ticket problem. Losing my license twice)

I'm happy I don't eat fast food but maybe twice a month.

I'm happy I don't need glasses.

I'm happy I don't have to ask the questions about "life", I already have the answers.

I'm happy I don't like trashy TV.

I'm happy I don't have to wear a uniform at work. I have guidelines, but can dress how I want.