Don't eat too much.

When you're hungry, you eat. A lot.

When you eat a lot, your clothes don't fit right. So you change into loose clothes, like just shorts.

When you're wearing just shorts you want to be outside. In the sun. In your yard.

When you are outside in the sun in your yard, you want to lay down and read. In the front yard. Shirtless.

When you are full, shirtless, in the front yard, in the sun, and reading you get sleepy.

When you get sleepy, you fall asleep. For around 30 minutes. With the neighbors watching.

Don't fall asleep at 3pm in your front yard, face down, shirtless. On fake grass no less.

(read this out loud like how the similar commercials are voiced)

ps-Yes, I really did do this Monday.