Thursday, May 24, 2012
Don't tongue in cheek.
Don't swim with sharks at night.
Don't put your ladder in the back of your truck so you can get on the roof.
Don't put ice cream on funnel cake. The overpowering deliciousness can main or even kill a lesser snacker.
Don't bring a dog to your church unless it's a service dog.
Don't let a kid eat a marshmallow unattended, they are a choking hazard. If you're gonna feed them straight sugar and ignore them cut them into quarters. Says so right on the bag!
Don't wear voodoo skull beads from NOLA for "good luck."
Don't wear this when I go to Israel this Saturday.
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Hope to see some cool pics from Israel! Safe travels, I've always wanted to go there!
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