If today was Halloween the most popular costume would have been looking like death warmed over either from being sick, up late or hung over and seeking a breakfast burrito at 11am.
To make your own simply follow these helpful tips.
1. Don't shower.
2. Wear yesterdays clothes or at least something terribly mismatching.
3. Hold at least one eye more than half closed.
4. Slouch and slump.
5. Have a facial expression doing its best to convey you are just seconds away from collapse, vomiting or sleeping.
6. Bed head. Crazy hair is a must have.
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Did you see me today or something? This is so what I looked like, with a sort of limp added on because my knee is swollen. Zombie shuffle.
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