In the ileostomy world they like to call your stoma a "flower" or "rose bud". I like to call it "part of my guts hanging out of my body that is disgusting."
In ostomy parlance they also like to call your "bag" and "appliance". I like to call it "that bag of crap that I 'poop' into hanging off my stomach I hate."
But surgery tomorrow is going to change that! So say goodbye to my little friend. It won't be missed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (and I'm not even talking about my PICC line and dealing with 18 hour feedings and two different pumps. those go away too!!!!)
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