Contributing to the Delinquency of a Minor

My neighbor P. has a kid I teasingly call "The General" in my child army. When you are the cool guy on the block you get an army of child minions. Well The General had invited a bunch of his friends over today for fun and games and the leader was needed. (Also P felt overwhelmed dealing with all these little hell-fires running around with full auto airsoft guns)

I was walking out the door to go to the library when 8 kids in cammo forced me to go have an airsoft war with them. They all had guns, what could I do?

At least the SDPD helicoptor didn't show up this time....
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The General
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