It's that time of year!

Yep, it's that time of year again. The rowdiest of birthday wish lists for the upcoming day on May 21!

Here ya go, a rowdy guide to what sort of gifts I'd dream of seeing to assuage the awfulness of my ever advancing chronological age.

-An Atlas belt for shooting. Any color. Probably a small as I'm a 31" waist. Here

-THIS Vintage shark book on Ebay I remember from my childhood.

-Akrapovic full exhaust system for my motorcycle, 2014 Yamaha FZ-09. HERE.

-If I get the exhaust then I need a Dynojet Power Commander as well. Here

-A genuine fossil Megadolon shark tooth. From this dude.

-A used play style dirt bike, as super D has one and I don't. Super D acutally has more two wheeled things than I do, motor or non motorized..... A used Yamaha TTR 125 LE would be best. (electric start, big wheel, disc brake version preferred) Like THIS one in San Diego CL for $1300.

-More sheets and cardboard spacers for my coin collection.

-Private Arabic lessons. I'll need to go slow, as I now know I don't learn non-Latin foreign alphabets that fast. Probably Language Door.

-New shorts for summer.

-New summer sunglasses. Either sporty or fashionable.

-The silver or black edition of the latest GoPro. I want the higher mp and fps those versions bring. Especially the mp in the camera mode. I only have 5mp at best available to me currently. My two year old phone has an 8mp camera for goodness sake...

-Gift certificates to Dairy Queen, Chik-fil-A, Phil's BBQ or Oggi's pizza.

-More 5.11 taclite pants. Any version, any color. 31 or 30 waist and 30 length. HERE

-A Glock 41. As they are an off roster pistol for CA I need a vertical family member, meaning parent or child, to buy it for me in a "free" state and then I can legally transfer it to myself here in CA. Brother or sister doesn't work sadly.