He must have been friends with my real estate agent. Each year there seems to be a particular beasty that is more prevalent around the house. I'm no pharaoh, though I've seen Pharaoh Monch in concert, but it sure does seem like my house is biblically cursed.
First year in the house, ants. Crazy ants.
Second year spiders.
Third year crickets.
Fourth year lizards.
Fifth year gophers.
And this sixth year, moths. Moths!
Why isn't Godzilla (Gojira) doing anything about this?
(what other person do you know who can segue from Shakespeare to home ownership to Godzilla?? hmmm, who?)
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