Talk louder, I'm wearing a towel!!

At my church, everything is volunteer. None of the teachers or leaders or anyone is paid. So that means occasionally I have to spend my Saturday morning vacuuming the whole church.
Of course that also means I get to stand at the pulpit and say whatever I want! This time is was loud monster breathing just like when a monster is standing behind an unsuspecting Scooby Doo.
Get used to it buddy, you're gonna be eating Korean food for a while....

If a spoon+fork=spork then spoon+chop sticks=?X?