While at the surgeon's office yesterday I picked up a flier in the waiting room, drawn to it by the picture of drinking glasses filled with sugar cubes. What started as an interesting article about the history of sugar turns into some hateful propaganda piece about how evil sugar is. Give you cancer and lies like that even!
The end of the article goes on to suggest you quit sugar entirely! Even offering a website and local meetings to go to, with a 12 step program! To quit sugar?!?!?
So guess what mischievous Rowdy does? He signs up online for the meeting. And then when I get there I am gonna drink a Slurpee in front of them, tear off my shirt and do push ups in front of them, telling them sugar is delicious. OK, maybe I am going just to cause a small disruption by asking pointed questions. And learn their 12 steps so I know how to avoid them!
You know all the myths about a 'white god' to ancient or primitive tribes? Sugar.
What is an all natural plant product? Sugar.
The word we use as synonymous with love and affection? Sugar.
Sugar rules and I am going to go to this meeting and ambush them to let them know!
Rowdy style!
I think this makes you feel warm inside because you love candy.. But maybe these people should have talked about the evil of excess sugar consumption + laziness, instead of just saying sugar is the culprit of our problems. Also, as far as my knowledge goes its synthetic man made sugar substitutes that have been linked to cancer.
ReplyDeleteYou would. That is great. Sugar King. I like the slurpee and pushup idea personally....
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