WTH?

Normal testosterone level is 300-1,000 ng/dl.

My first test was 102 ng/dl without being on any kind of hormone replacement. (aka juice, gear, roids, barry bond's vitamins)

My second test after being on Androgel for almost two months was 38 ng/dl !!!!!!!

Seriously, WTH? Do I have to have a pituitary tumor added to my life now too?? (not that that has been proven yet, just saying)

I swear, God must have arranged these medical problems for me to keep me from taking over the world. Because if I can do what I have through all of this, imagine my super powers if I was "normal"?!?!?!?!