Here are two of my dreams from last night...
The first was that through a video I posted on Youtube of me acting silly in a swimming pool Adam Sandler wanted to incorporate it into a performance he was doing.
So in basically a fancy above ground swimming pool I am supposed to fall under the water and lay on it's very fine sand covered bottom and act like I am having a seizure underwater.
We were practicing this in Israel and people were so mad at us they came to protest and throw rocks at us. So we had to have a barb wire fence put up and we were guarded by the IDF, dressed in pink pajamas.
The second was that a female member of the British royal family had an internet crush on me and would IM and email me all the time and never leave me alone and was totally in love with me. I thought it was just some crazy stalker until all the tabloids were at my front door one morning to get the story.
And you know the worst part? My alarm was set for 0600 but I woke up at 0541. RAWR! True story.
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