Incongruity. Rowdy style.

Taking a week of surfing lessons in Costa Rica before you know how to swim. Your reasoning being your leashed to something that floats and the water will push to shore eventually anyway.

Taking a laxative and then a sleeping pill. Why would you want to encourage your bowels right before sleeping?

Having rims that cost more than your car.(Not me, I just took the pic while driving yesterday)

Having a BS in Radiologic Science, working in Nuclear Medicine for years but taking an EMT course to "better yourself". Analogous to having a BSN and then going to be a CNA.


Studying brazilian jiu jitsu, the "gentle way", but having it be the roughest and most physically demanding thing you do.

Eating two McDonalds sausage egg McMuffins for breakfast but blotting off the grease with your napkins and eating celery and carrots with it. This makes it healthy?

Having a the most stress free life but developing the increasing feeling that something tragic is going to happen in your family.

Suffering from Crohns Disease but yet still being one of the fittest guys you know.



Dental floss that makes your mouth feel like you chewed 20 menthol cigarettes.