Too bad. Besides, that crown is porcelain now. But I am still a cheater, but not The Cheat. And let me tell you how to, dear reader knowing you're on the edge of your seat with bated breath.
Rowdy Style Cheating 101/202
-never count out loud when moving a board game piece. just move it where you want to, short or long. no one will notice.
-be the banker. always pay yourself more money.
-be the dealer. save cards. deal from the bottom of the deck after looking at the shuffle. miscount cards in your favor.
-be the score keeper. make 'honest' mistakes in your favor and against your opponents.
-lay down more than one card, carefully hiding the extra one(s) underneath the top one.
-lay down any card you want and play off of it. works especially well in fast paced games and if you vocalize.
-read the rules. while not cheating no one likes it when you get them on a technicality.
-roll the dice, say the number you need out loud as you pick them up and move your piece. they will remember the sound more than the sight of the actual dice.
Finally the move I've been using the most lately. When your supposed to have nothing at all to eat or drink, have an Otterpop. They don't count at all. Eating one of them, or two, is just like breathing.
Or cheating.
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