no prostitutes this time

I am going to Palm Springs for most of this week to earn the Continuing Education Units I need to keep my nuclear medicine license. So Thursday through Sunday sitting in a hotel conference room suffering death by powerpoint from 8am till 5pm.

Now to explain the title. The first time I went to Palm Springs I showed up kinda late in the evening. I was going to visit my parents who were on a business vacation there and as I went to get buzzed into their hotel two young attractive girls walked in very close to me.

So I'm thinking mmmmm, cute girls. Then they get in the elevator with me and when I ask the floor they pick the same one as me. Now I'm thinking, hmmmm, maybe I'll see them by like the pool or something then. We get off the elevator and they are walking right behind me, super close. What? They are staying in the room next to me? Sweet, maybe they will get away from their parents or whatever and I can meet them since we're staying so close to each other.

Well when I and my parents were awaken in the middle of the night due to the ummm..... activities. Great! Now I'm the one who smuggled two prostitutes into the hotel and had to listen to them all freaking night. UGH!!!

How could I have been so naive?

I can tell you this much, this trip will involve prostitutes in no way. I promise!

Boring lectures, "networking", restaurant food, hot tubbing or using the hotels facilities. That's it.