(Sung to the tune of "If You're Happy And You Know It")
Verse 1:If you got the flu shot and you know it,
numb your hands. (3 times)
[make action of shaking limp hands in front of you]
Chorus:If you got the flu shot and you know it,
then your face will surely show it.
If you got the flu shot and you know it Guillain-Barre!
[mime giving yourself a shot in the arm]
Verse 2: If you got the flu shot and you know it,
stop your feet. (3 times)
[stare downward at your paralyzed legs]
Chorus
Verse 3: If you got the flu shot at you know it,
shout "I'm not OK!" (3 times)
[make an exaggerated angry or confused facial expression]
Chorus
Verse 4: If you got the flu shot and you know it,
do all three. (3 times)
[shake your limp hands/wrists while looking down at your legs making an angry or confused face]
Chorus!
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Excuse my ignorance, but are we talking about regular influenze or H1N1? Also, are there seriously reports about bad side effects?
ReplyDeleteIt is very, very rare to have a serious side effect from any flu shot unless you're already immunocompromised.
ReplyDeleteRowdy was just being funny and creative.