Seriously? My triglycerides are over 250!?!?! I feel sorry for anyone carrying my genetics and the medical lottery that entails.

-red hair
-crohns
-short
-high cholesterol

At least I'm not crazy...... right?

There's a war going on outside no man is safe from. You can run but you can't hide forever.

Thanks James Franco and Luke Skywalker

Ended my night by being told, "dude, a lot of people hate you." Basically peanut butter and jealous. Sadly a light saber won't fix the problem in this cantina. More likely the better choice is just keeping my mouth shut.

Crazy

I kinda feel like I'm going a weird kind of crazy. I have been absolutely unable to sleep more than 5 hours a night for the past 6 nights. No naps later, no substance use, no extra stress.

My room has no light pollution. No noise. My bed is just fine. I exercise. I do not drink caffeine after 2pm. I stop using my phone or computer about a hour before I want to sleep.

And yet every night now I fall asleep at 10pm and wake up at 3am like it is a regular thing to do for a person.

It is not!

I don't know which is worse, waking up every night to a nightmare but getting 8 hours of sleep or trouble free sleep but for only 5 hours???

Money

Wow, I just paid for my personal athlete facebook page to be promoted! Results I hope are good!?!?

Me or ??

Who's got the sweetest disposition?
One guess -- guess who!
Who never never starts an argument?
Who never shows a bit of temperament?
Who's never wrong but always right?
Who'd never dream of starting a fight?
Who gets stuck with all the bad luck?
No one... but ______________________!!

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