Monday, August 9, 2010

Sunday Snippets

Why should I bother to watch another freaking Hollywood remake like Piranha 3D when I can get this in real life?

Why are all of Alistair Maclean's books out of print in the US? I have read all of them and want to share them with new people, but they will never get the chance now. Kindle? Think not. Sad.

This is my new ring. It is tungsten carbide so it will never scratch, just like the old one. This one is sized for the ring finger on my right hand since I broke the finger on my left hand. Playing flag football! It should be here in a week!!

I have never had a tattoo. I did have my left nipple pierced a long time ago in my misspent youth. I wouldn't recommend it.

Fine, loose leaf herbal teas are one of my guilty pleasures. I bought a few boxes at Harrods in London last month so I then bought an electric tea kettle when I came home. Those things are magic! Hot boiling water in 30 seconds.

Now that I am older than 29 I will never tell anyone my real chronological age. Unless legally required to. Guess that makes me vain or insecure. I don't care. It's my secret and I'm keeping it.

Saturday, August 7, 2010

......

Scratch that. After realizing that I had missed ALL my medications today and that I looked like this:from my sunburn, well suddenly it seems as if I am not going to make it to the concert tonight. Oh well.

To live and die in Hell Ay

Went up to LA,specifically Venice, to go to the fan expo for Ninja Warrior. If you don't know what it is then you either don't have access to a computer or don't watch the G4 channel. It is legit, it is real and it is fun! Not some stupid MXC or Wipeout.

Got to see the all-stars, Super D got all of their autographs, I ran the mini course and did it perfect, t shirts were bought and then just the general atmosphere of Venice Beach was thrown in there as well.

Lunch was a trip into downtown LA for pork, beef and lamb french dipped sandwiches at Philippe's. Oh yummy!!

I sunburned my face incredibly bad. It hurts! And now it is time to head to Soma for the Silversun Pickups concert...




What a day!!

Friday, August 6, 2010

F f F f F f F f

Friday: Duh moron, what today is. Any other bright questions?

Fitness: None. I was totally wiped out after running, not eating anything and then two hours of jiu jitsu yesterday.

Fun: A couple hours in the sun at La Jolla Shores reading. And doing some paperwork.

Food: Going out tonight to Bo's Seafood and Grill. Add another F just for the fish.

Friends: My two friendly neighbor doctors are going with to the above "food" part.

Film: I'm probably going to see The Other Guys tonight with Will Ferrell.

Fine: Evidently my parking job was not as legit as I thought...

Fart: From an article in the New Yorker today, evidently flight attendants will fart on you as they walk by if they don't like you. Passive aggressive retaliation. David Sedaris says so.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Surgery Update

First, thank you for reading and caring. I do appreciate it and can feel people's concern and love. It does help me through it and to not feel more alone. Family, friends, friends I've yet to meet "THANK YOU!"

So on Tuesday I saw a general surgeon who quickly realized my case was too complex for her. She then referred me to surgeon who specializes in the bowel and ordered a few tests to be completed before my consult with him. Her final words to me were that it was her opinion I would benefit from a surgical resolution.

Waiting from Tuesday until today I have only been able to sleep about 6 hours. So after a 3.5 mile run this morning I was off NPO to get some radiology studies done. Let me tell you if you don't already know, Gastrografin is disgusting! Fortunately my GI test only lasted 90 minutes rather than the possible 4 hours they primed me for.

Then I relaxed for a bit and avoided any real lunch as I didn't feel totally well. Then off to my afternoon appointment with the specialty surgeon. After a bit of discussion we started to build a report and he offered me a soda out of his personal fridge. Now I realize this was just to get my defenses down before he took me to the "special" room and next thing I know my pants are around my ankles and I'm bent over getting the "treatment" up the you know where. Thankfully I have a beautiful backside and now I have proof.

What did I learn today? That I have two areas my surgeon is concerned about. Evidently I have a huge stomach for my size and it doesn't empty right at all. Most likely due to a Crohn's disease problem in my duodenum down stream from my stomach. But with all my imaging tests so far they are unable to find out exactly what is going wrong there. To them though, there has to be something wrong there or else my stomach wouldn't be doing what it is doing.

This surgeon feels I have 10-12 surgeries left in me before I am a nutritional cripple and on TPN. This is dramatically different than the last surgeon's opinion and is at odds with my GI doctor. The told me I had two left in me. So it would be nice to really have that much leeway in the planning and treatment of me surgically. Less scare and concern of short bowel syndrome.

What is the plan? This is where I am still frustrated. It is more tests, more talking, more waiting and then a decision. Due to the complexity of my history, my disease, multiple parts of my bowel involved and the number of my previous surgeries everyone is really trying to make sure things are totally figured out before anything happens. Which to me seems to make the process last far too long when I have been fairly sick since February.

My surgeon and GI doctor are going to talk. Then they will get more tests done on me. Then we will all talk about what we think is best for my treatment. Then with 85% surety we will schedule a surgery. This process is going to take weeks.

The types of surgery planned is two-fold, a resection of the 10cm section of small bowel that is partially obstructed. Then the big surprise today, connecting my jejunum in a bypass to my stomach to facilitate its emptying. Basically gastric bypass surgery like they do for weight loss!! This would still equal a big scar on my abdomen, a week in the hospital for sure and months of recovery. But with initially the impression that all will be right with me once it is completed.

I am somewhat frustrated because I want it to be clearer, easier, simpler and faster than this. But I am not dying and they want to get it right. So it is going to take weeks, not days to figure out. But now you know as much as I do. If you got a question email me or leave a comment and I'll try to answer it.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

WTH?

Normal testosterone level is 300-1,000 ng/dl.

My first test was 102 ng/dl without being on any kind of hormone replacement. (aka juice, gear, roids, barry bond's vitamins)

My second test after being on Androgel for almost two months was 38 ng/dl !!!!!!!

Seriously, WTH? Do I have to have a pituitary tumor added to my life now too?? (not that that has been proven yet, just saying)

I swear, God must have arranged these medical problems for me to keep me from taking over the world. Because if I can do what I have through all of this, imagine my super powers if I was "normal"?!?!?!?!

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

dichotomy

I'm a serious person, believe it or not. But I also have a strong duality to my personality. Therefore I also enjoy humor and playfulness.

In that vein here are some pictures I have been lucky enough to capture on my cell phone. And a few silly ones of me as well to, just to keep my own ego in check.

If you're having a bad Tuesday, I hope this cheers you up some. Or at least causes the faintest of smirks to cross your face.










And I didn't feel like writing much today so it is easier to just throw a ton of pictures up.....

Speaking of, please submit something for the picture caption contest for the photo at the top right!!!

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