K State

The scene, I'm sitting in a gas station parking lot facing out of the car's open door. I'm clipping my fingernails, the clippings falling to the ground.

Passerby: You could do that over the garbage can. (sternly)

Me: This is Kansas, right?

Passerby: Yes.

Me: (Just stares)

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