Slim Pickens pickings

There is a scene in the classic movie Dr Strangelove where the pilot, Slim Pickens, reads off the list of their survival contents and adds a funny quip at the end. Should I list off the contents of what my survival pack this morning includes it would read like this:

1 hot shower
1 pill probiotics
1 pill sub lingual b-12
1 pill Tamiflu
2 pills Tylenol Severe Flu
1 quart drinking water (not rain water J. Ripper)
1 glass orange juice
250 rounds 9mm ammunition (I'm going to try and shoot a match with the flu)