Google it!

If you were to check my search history you would see some interesting things in there.... or at least somethings that might make you snort in either laughter or derision.

"Vibra prime". Nope, not a search about sexy time stuff. It is a gadget to load up primer tubes. With the hope it is faster than doing it by hand. $45 at most online places. Better than hunting and pecking them 100 at a time like I do now.

"Why is my poop bright green?". So yeah, like lots of people I gotta sneak a peak at what is being flushed down. And boy was it bright, neon green a bunch lately. What the heck would be the cause? Food coloring in some of the things I was eating and drinking. Purple soda. Black licorice. Some other candies with those colors. All of them can cause you to have vividly green poop. Now you know.

"Resetting popper". This is only funny if you are my mom, dad or brother. Why? When we were kids I guess parents weren't as forward as they are now about using the proper terms for human anatomy when a kid is growing up. So the euphemism for a penis when we were kids was "popper". Our mom was always telling us, "Stop touching your popper!" You get the drift. So when I searched the term 'resetting popper', you can see why it would cause the smirk on my face. What is it though? A steel target for shooting that falls over and then sets itself back up again automatically with a spring. $130 for the small or $210 for the large which is onsale. I'd take either. Specifically MGM Auto-Popper Standard Shape or US Popper. (cue Beavis laughing)