Today I was working out at Balboa Park and I got stung by a bee in the grass while doing push ups. Having been bitten by a fish recently in such a Jaws like way I thought I'd catalog all the different creatures who've "bitten" me in some way.
-bee
-parrot fish
-garter and water snake
-ferret
-dog
-cat
-rat
-parrot, lark, goose, duck
-stingray
-mosquito, sand fleas, tick, spider
-crab
If another new type of animal bites me in the next week I don't know what I am going to do. I've already been "bitten" by like 9 different types of creatures, which I bet is far above the average. I doubt going vegan would save me from this peril as you notice I've never been bitten by a cow, chicken, turkey, shrimp or salmon.
Great, now listing all these animals I'm hungry!!
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