12 Days of Rowdy

I have 12 days till hopefully my final surgery for Crohns disease/surgery complications. And although some people hate to hear it, since I'm not a fan of xmas I don't mind co-opting a seasonal song to my own ends.

Here you have it, my own original creation, The 12 Days of Rowdy. (Subtitled ''till surgery')

12 hot showers enjoying,
11 chances for pizza eating,
10 nights of dreaming,
9 football games
8 hours of fasting,
7 (not for family reading)
6 bmx races,
5 coats to charity donated,
4 months 'till jiu jitsu training,
3 new books for reading,
2 shots of Humira,
1 hope for health!!

Who's #1? You know!