Rowdy! What is best in life?

Conan would say it is this:

If you were to ask me, "Rowdy, what is best in life?" I would strike whatever pose I could for where I was that the gave the impression of regal, calm strength and in my best Conan the barbarian voice(not the TV host who I don't really like) say:

"Riding motorcycles. A hot shower. And to eat candy everyday!"

oooorrrrrrr

"Warm weather at the beach. Tapping someone out. And getting a haircut"

Rowdy channeling Conan would not say family, true love, puppies or things like that. Though arguably two of those things are better than even a Slurpee. Maybe even three Slurpees....