Judgement Day?!?!?! No, It's my birthday!!!

There are a bunch of billboards in San Diego that says the bible says May 21st will be judgment day!! What the heck?!?!?!?! The world is gonna end on my birthday????

I KNOW WHAT TO DO! Celebrate it now! Like right now!!

Here it is, my birthday present for 2011. And just in time before Judgment Day!!!

My bad self warrior dash costume. I wish I got this much attention every day!!
You don't say?????
My melons are uneven.
A good year to be born, not a good amount to pay for filling up my truck.
My latest and least greatest holes. Will I ever be healed??

"I came here to show that technique can beat the steroids"-Ciao Terra.

Check out his interview HERE

He brings up soo many good points and deserves support for his efforts.

Rowdar!!

Rowdar the Barbarian loves living in suburbia. If you don't believe it he will fight you!
Fake grass, fake warrior, faking tanning, real leather, real fur.
Crazy!

So I picked up my costume for the Warrior Run this Saturday up in Lake Elsinore. KW did an awesome job. Real fur and leather!! The only thing to add is some black body paint in random stripes and I will do that tomorrow morning.

I like this costume more and more. It actually seems very North American Indian rather than barbarian to me. If I was thinking I should have cut my hair as a mohawk and then shaved it after the race. Darn it!! But as a direct descendant of Pocahontas I'm allowed to wear this outfit.

What's that you say? I'm not supposed to be running this race? Well guess what, I have a history of doing things I'm not supposed to! Don't act surprised. As a concession though I am probably going to walk most of it and avoid the water and mud stuff.

This costume is too cool, I was gonna go and pick up my race packet anyways, so what the heck. I can't make anything worse by doing it. So yeah, rowdy style all day, all the way!!

And it is a heck of a lot cooler than my tight shorts and cut off tshirt costume I was dared to wear for a previous mud run!! (wow, that was 6 years ago and i think i look better now, sick, than i did then...)

You gonna bark all day little doggy or are you gonna bite?

Kismet? Fate? Luck? Coinkydink?

I talk about how much I love jiu jitsu. I talk about how I need a job. I go to class almost as much as I would if I could train.

So.......................

AG asked me if I would like to have the job of being the academy secretary basically.
Answer phone, run student cards, sell memberships, track payments, run the Facebook page, schedule seminars and privates. All that sort of organizing, paperwork style stuff 99.9% of black belts would hate to do.

I'm starting to think of this as a golden opportunity, not something to fear.

Bark bark bark. Bite!

update

As you probably know, I woke up at 5am this morning wondering why my t-shirt was wet. Well my midline incision decided it needed to erupt out some blood and pus. Picture me making a not happy smirking face and saying "Uhh, yeah."

Wasn't I just at the doctor on Monday for an infection caused pocket in my other incision? Why yes I was. So of course I just can't stand to be away from any sort of medical thing. Why do you think I got with a physician? You think I have a fetish or addiction to/for "medicine"?

I don't!

My frequent patient medical miles got me a 2pm appointment today to let the surgery department have a look at my latest and least greatest piece of bodywork. They were not happy. I was not happy. So we were the perfect pair!

Until he decided the best thing to do right away is what is called an "I-N-D". Basically this means cut you open, the I in incise. Then, or the N in and, and D you for whatever comes out of you, draining. It's not fun. It hurts. There is blood. More than a little. So my scar around where my belly button used to be is now re opened, open for the business of draining stuff out.

But why? How come this is happening? Whenever I get to the cusp (one of my favorite words of all time) of healing I get some sort of infection. They are totally stumped. So what does a clueless doctor do? He orders a CT scan! Meow.

Now I'm waiting for my HMO to call me to schedule my "stat" CT scan. And for my wound culture from Monday to come back. And for all of my doctors to pow wow and decide what to do next. Another surgery to reopen, explore, debride and clean was instantly thrown out there.

So there you have it. You are totally updated. Both my wounds are infected. They sliced one of them open today. I'm waiting on more tests. No one has a clue why or how this is happening. Thus I wait.

OH, by the way.... I was supposed to do the Warrior Run this weekend. No go. I was advised not to do anything physical that would make me sweat or wear me out. Let alone doing that jumping over fire and crawling through mud. I'm still gonna go up there though and get my hat!! I mean, it's a cool furry Viking style hat with horns. No way am I wasting the chance to get that!

If it werent for bad luck I'd have no luck at all...

Both of my surgical wounds are infected again......

The end.