Never think you are too good...

VROOM VROOm VROom VRoom Vroom vroom vroo vro vr v......

And my motorcycle is out of gas. 25 miles from home. At 8:00 at night. And I don't have my wallet or any money.

How do I get going again? Coast my motorcycle to the gas station and....

Beg.

Yep, beg for $3 to get .9 of a gallon of gas so I can make it home. Yes, tonight I begged for money at the gas station.

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I am soooo sick and tired of people who complain about life/job/love/money/healthcare/the US or whatever but then do absolutely nothing about it.

Go back to watching reality TV, eating fast food and driving your SUV with one person in it.

Guess what? You are probably the source of what you're complaining about, not someone or something else!!

Mitch Hedberg's ghost at Mission Valley mall

Excuse the convenience.

Crap

Serena Williams should be banned from playing tennis for the rest of the year!

SDSU(w)-vs-S. Utah Uni/SkyShow

Taken from my cell...

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Am I the only one from high school that isn't fat and/or balding???? I'm probably being conceited or caring about something I shouldn't but I think I look better than in HS, and that is a great thing!

The years have not been kind to many......

lolz

-some guy, gay, sent me a friend request on FB and the only female friend i see on his profile has the last name of "Beard". hehehe.

-a person at the shop was not happy about how their $350 bike was shifting gears. ummm, just part of my drivetrain on my bike cost that much and it occasionally doesn't shift right. get over it princess.

-i had to test ride a customer bike that was soo big i couldn't even get both feet on the ground just standing over the top tube. it was hilarious to watch me try and ride it around.

-that getting up at 0700 feels like sleeping in after a week of getting up at 0530.