Friday, August 12, 2011

Hospital Reading List and More

Boone. A Biography. By R. Morgan.
The True Adventures of the World's Greatest Stuntman. By V. Armstrong
Four-Wheeler's Bible 2nd edition. By J. Allen
Dirt. A UK mnt bike magazine.
I will also have my Sony mp3 player with me to listen to scripture at night to fall asleep to something inspirational.

I also bought 4 pairs of underwear, "wife blessers" (Ned Flanders)and two pairs of slip on shoes. One of them soft moccasins and the other canvas slip on Vans style shoes.

Then I just need to bring my eye mask, ear plugs, scrub bottoms and my own pillow. It feels like I'm packing to go to a minimum security, white collar crime club fed prison.

I will probably bring deck of cards and a chess set. And my cell phone. I'm a pro. I'm ready.

And once I haven't eaten for weeks get ready for a post about the nature of eating and food.

If you only had one day left?

GoPro mounted to the bumper of my Tacoma. Corral Canyon OHV
It takes a wide angle to get all the sexy in focus.
Shady trail. Enjoy the silence, no power slides here.
Do I look good here, or gay here?
How do you say "Two chili dogs please." in any other language? The answer is "Delicious!"
I ask because I got lots of up and down, checking me out looks today. So I'm blaming it on the outfit.
Rock
Gotta teach this kid something!

Attempted arty rock picture. Fail.

As I feel like I am on a count down to not having a normal life I've been making sure I eat tons of trashy food I love, go and do all my hobbies and generally get my rowdy on while I can. There is more to come. But then you knew that....

Rowdy in action; or Rowdy inaction. You decide.




Thursday, August 11, 2011

82 hours and counting....

I get admitted to the hospital at 8am Monday morning, 82 hours from now.

So far I've been mnt biking, off roading, to the movies and eating all I want to. I'm just missing jiu jitsu, sky diving, surfing and that's really it.

Tomorrow will be chili dogs, working out (no abdominal work) and some shopping.

82 hours.......

Random cell phone photo bomb from the past 4 weeks


0550, and the circuit training begins! Well for 3 more days at least.
Golf?!?!? What's next? Becoming an accountant? (sorry John)
Pier 1 furniture.
Surprisingly good.
Riding on the bike path with my mom. And taking cell phone pics while doing it.
Proportionally that is a foot long ice cream cone to you and I.
Winterpark had xylophones and marimbas all over the place. It was sooo hard for me not to steal one.
Or play it naked, with licorice as the hammers.
How much does your life suck if you vomit out the car window and don't even bother to clean it up? And what looks like days later too....

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Holiday by the numbers

13 days
3,331 miles driven
4 riding spots
38 downhill runs
1 bruise
3 minor crashes
111 degrees F highest temperature
108 mph fastest driving speed
3 failed backflips into the pool
11,300 feet for highest altitude
19 slices of pizza consumed
$3.64 lowest price paid for premium gasoline
$5.00 for one haircut
1 zebra seen in a person's front yard
5 shirts purchased
4 phone numbers from new people to ride with
24 hours spent editing and creating videos

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