rowdy roddy piper writer

Guess what? No, not that. Guess again. Nope, not that either. I am going to do my first wikipedia edit. A guy I train with at jiu jitsu is a pro wrestler, yep like full on 6' 7", 300lb, millionaire WWE pro wrestler.

So I wiki-ed him and we talked about some of the stuff on the page and he says much of it in incorrect. Now I am going to be editing his page with his assistance.

Maybe I'm geeking out but I think it's neat.

i don't know karate but i know ka-rowdy!

but you wouldn't know it by this:

i girl in jiu jitsu hit me with an elbow in the mouth resulting in re breaking this tooth. yes, re breaking.

i first broke it running face first into some playground equipment chasing J,K and M around.

fortunately my dentist has a crush on me and i am able to get in for an appointment within 2 hours of this happening.

*update* my dentist told me, "athletes always hurt their teeth. i want to save my teeth that's why i don't do anything athletic." then she also told me to stop doing "karate". i settled with just telling her i would start wearing a mouth guard to jiu jitsu. and my tooth looks 100% like new/orignal! and only $31!

Wishfull Thinking

My b-day is in May so this is to give you time to plan. It is also all in jest, purely window shopping. I am not working so there is no way I would ask anyone for a present, when I am an unemployed adult. That is just beyond silly and into selfish. So think of this as an exercise for better times, fueled by my latent consumerism and preference of my b-day over xmas.

1. class at California Superbike School.
2. 6' fish
3. subscription to Foreign Policy magazine
4. Atama Mundial gi probably A1 or A2
5. Santa Cruz Blur medium
6. shark cage diving trip
7. Little Chief smoker
8. Ruger Mini-14 or Glock 19

OR

1. a job, maybe one i like
2. braces
3. to finally freaking win a jiu jitsu comp
4. lots of bullets
5. hand crank survival radio
6. pizza for dinner every night and Mexican for lunch for a week
7. some good books

AV Club

Before
A 32", 85lb tubed TV in an unfinished pine armoir.

After
A 46", 55lb LCD TV on a wood and glass stand.

things i learned/remembered by 0615 today

1. there is also a 4:30 on the clock that happens in the morning!
2. i don't particularly care to train boxing.
3. sloppy joes can be a breakfast food.

My weekend, in websites

Dinner was at www.crabhutsd.com
Recreation was at www.skydiveperris.com
Helping my friends at www.dmvtestbike.com
Training at www.fabiojiujitsu.com
Church at www.lds.org

freaky fly-day

I was outside the Borders book store in Mission Valley and noticed something wrong with a guy walking towards me. This really huge black guy, all dressed up was walking towards me and he had his fly open! Ha Ha. Normally I would let that go and he would just have to figure it out on his own.

Today I thought I would be nice, so I make eye contact and kind of grab at my jean's fly and say, "Hey man, your fly" making a zipping motion.

Well he just looked at me like I was some weirdo. But as I walked past and kinda thought about his soon to be embarrassment it occurred to me that maybe what he heard was, "Hey man, you're fly!"

Subtle yes, but entirely different.